EMIR - What banks (do not) unveil on their websites

We did some research on bank websites searching for the term 'EMIR' – it looks like EMIR hasn't arrived yet, which is quite astonishing (if not scary), taking into account that EMIR has already come into force. Not even on the websites of some of Europe's or the world's largest banks were we able to find anything regarding EMIR or the respective bank's offerings.

Click here to see what we did find. Our absolute favorite?

Nothing found for 'EMIR'. Did you mean emil?

Thank you guys; this was a really good laugh. Search result: 'My name is Emir' (# 1 of the results on the bank's website) was not bad either.

We hope that none of these banks has promised to take care of your reporting.